ALBE'S PLUNGER (LIMITED EDITION)

VERY LIMITED RUN (ONLY 100) OF THESE ALBE'S PLUNGERS WILL BE OFFERED UP FOR SALE. THEY ARE REAL WORKING PLUNGERS AND YOU CAN EVEN CLEAN YOUR CRAPPER OUT WITH THEM IF YOU'D LIKE. EACH ONE WILL HAVE THE ALBE'S LOGO STUCK TO THE HANDLE AND WILL BE HAND SIGNED BY A FEW OF THE IMPORTANT MEMBERS OF THE ALBE'S STAFF (FLIP, JONH SMITH, KREG, SWIRE AND MAYBE EVEN TURBO) ORDER QUICK LIKE BECAUSE ONCE THEY ARE GONE THAT'S IT. THESE THINGS COULD BE WORTH SOME MONEY ON EBAY IN A FEW YEARS.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!